Horror stories of internet dating
His first question on sitting down with our drinks was whether I was up for anal.I bypassed and watched him drink his body weight in shots before he started crying about his ex-girlfriend and then threw up down my shoulder when I was trying to walk him home.I said, "Definitely not." A few minutes later he dropped something on the floor, and while retrieving it tried to put the toes of my crossed legs in his mouth. I met a guy on Ok Cupid, and we hit it off pretty well.After we hung out a few times, he came over to my place with a bottle of wine and a movie.He asked where I worked because I looked familiar...He said I looked like a girl from an amateur porn video. He then asked if he could jerk off while we continued our normal conversation.He then started reeling off names of people I'm friends with on Facebook, even though I hadn't told him my last name and we weren't Facebook friends!
We went to see a movie, and he kept talking about my feet — how "beautiful and sexy" he thought they were. " Later, during the movie, he asked if he could suck on my toes. I excused myself to go to the restroom and just walked straight out the door and left him in the theater.
When he asked me out to dinner I figured, sure, why not?
It was singularly the most awkward and uncomfortable evening I have ever spent on a date.
This only irritated me because he didn't really ask, he just decided.
But the best part of the night was right before I went to bed (he was staying on the couch): He asked me if I should change my pad.